But I have found a loophole!
Alpacas! They are not specifically listed as a forbidden agricultural animal and I have found a breeder of pygmy alpacas! I have reserved a new little girl to come live with us. She was born a few weeks ago and will stay with her mother until she is weaned. Then she will come to live in our backyard!
Any suggestions on names for this beautiful little girl? Here she is with her mother:
yes, this IS April Fool's Day...